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Advice from the last 3 days

 
 
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does he really like me  PIGGLINGBLAND!!!! How are you? Good to see you back, and, a massive *hug* back to you.
You've hit the nail on the head with the mind-control Pigling.
 
alcapone 
Hmmm.  High unemployment, poverty, high taxes, housing slump...think The Waltons
Unless you mean mental depression, in which case
...think The Waltons
 
Pigglingbland 
His girlfriend.  And the Mother OF The Year Award goes to...
You really are a terrible person you know.
 
Pigglingbland 
The unfathomable mind of the male brain!  Sorry I got bored with your novel and started reading Wuthering Heights instead. It's very good.  Pigglingbland 
I hate being the Friend  My husband usually brings me flowers and dairy-free-ice-cream when he screws up, you could try that.  Pigglingbland 
worried  Does he know that in a recent survey 9/10 soldiers were thinking about quitting?   Pigglingbland 
little crush!!!!  This is wrong on so many levels.
Nice people don't hit on married people.
Nice gay people don't hit on straight people.
My gay friends tell me they hate it when straight people hit on them, like they can change them, this is no different.
 
Pigglingbland 
another!!!!!  go home today?
 
Pigglingbland 
when??  PLM what a fine conversationalist you are.
Poster might I further suggest a short discourse on the sujuect of sandwich fillings?
I myself find cucumber quite delightful.
 
Pigglingbland 
the truman show, an existing reality!!!  Tell you what, why mot test out your theory. Get yourself a boat, sail out to sea as far as you can and see if you hit the edge.
I'm sure you're right in your del...assumption and you are in fact the star of a huge TV show, so I wouldn't bother ....
 
Pigglingbland 
Can I interest anyone in some drama? Going cheap?  Yes, far to much drama. What you're doing wrong is you're adding the plot twist too early, causing the protagonist/antagonist balance to shift. Try holding back a little and a less compicated narrative and you should be back in more comfortable Mills....  Pigglingbland 
I think my house is haunted  Just don't try scented candles, if it is your other-half and not the other-side there could be a nasty explosion.
Trust me I've seen the Public Service Film, "Lighting Your Flatulance - Jimmy's Story", it's heartbreaking watching that boy try to ....
 
Pigglingbland 
Getting his attention.  They'll eat you alive!
RUN!!
AAAAAAAAHH!!!
 
Pigglingbland 
Getting his attention.  Bees? BEES??! I hate bees!
I woke up trapped in a room with 70thousand of the beggers once, they were *everywhere*
Aaahh!! The buzzing! BEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!
 
Pigglingbland 
Out of League  Hire an unscrupulous nerd to hack his financial records and bankrupt him. He's definitely not out of your league then and you have the added advantage of not being seen as shallow, after all you'll be dating a homeless guy.  Pigglingbland 
let battle commence  Uncle Dean is right, Bagpuss *is* The Daddy, and he watching you....all of you.....right now  Pigglingbland 
Dirty Colleague  This brings up the all too common problem of poor hygiene in food retail and preparation areas, no body wants a sight or a whiff of butt crack when they're contemplating what to buy for tea, and it's not just the staff!
I myself humiliated a youn....
 
Pigglingbland 
I think my house is haunted  call the ghostbusters or try talking too your boyfriend ask him to move out for a couple of days and then see if it stops but if it keeps going on try moving into your boyfriends house!!!!!!!
x
 
helpisontheway 
let battle commence  obviously the power rangers like omg they have like weapons nd stuff nd the nija turtle dudes only have hands so that is a pretty stupid quetion coz every one know's the answer!!!!  helpisontheway 
Got a present.  dont care what other people think .!!
even try customizing it to make it look a little nicer.
if its really bad try suggesting to give it to a person who has no home and they will appreciate it because it is something to keep them warm and th....
 
helpisontheway 
Am I spending too much time with him?  Option 3!
Option 3!
 
Pigglingbland 
what's the difference  Forget the problem, what the hell were *we* talking about!??  Pigglingbland 
NEW DEW  try some highlights if your alowed . and to try something really fun why not get a really bright colour e.g pink,blue,green,purple .  helpisontheway 
Skinny jeans  Can I have yours if you're throwing them out? Only I've lost weight (getting close to cripsiness I mean Christmas) and I don't have any clothes that fit, also I have short legs (four of them) so 3/4 length anything is good for me.  Pigglingbland 
New Girl  well you should
*tell her she should get contacts if she is aloud she shouldnt hide her eyes.
*suggest some nice shoes e.g(pumps)and say they would look nice on her!!!!
*well there is nothing you can do about the braces but suggest to he....
 
helpisontheway 
the odd one out....  Well every girl thinks that she's ugly at some stage of their life.But everyone is pretty in their own way.Maybe no guy is asking you out because their too shy.So work it girl. x x   helpisontheway 
tattoo  if you want a small one i suggest that you should get it on the back of your shoulder. but if you want a big noticable one than i suggest on your back but beware it hurts!!!!(if you get a big one)! x  helpisontheway 
Skinny jeans  well just because you don't like skinny jeans doesn't mean that every one else does too.Some people like them and have the right to wear them if they want.if you don't like them , then dont wear them so. I think that skinny jeans are nice i even wear....  helpisontheway 
butterface  I suggest an application of ham, jam, or spam, followed by bread, and a rather surreal impression of the Earl of Sandwich.
Should cheer you up no end, and if not we'll get a bloody good laugh out of it.
 
Pigglingbland 
does he really like me  Alcapone (hey mate, long time no see *hugs*)
You sound like my husband *chuckles*, and you're absolutely right.
Yet again, boobs=power.
Hey, is that how that mind-control thing works? We've got something here ladies!
 
Pigglingbland 
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We recently got sent the following comment:
iam new to the site and i notice its not that simple iam not complaining at all i just want to know if you post your own problem where can you find it i went into my profile and it only showed the answer i gave not my topic and if i cant find my topic then i wont be able to respond or read the reactions others left for me i went to the help section and theres no answer for me there and for aunties and uncles there was no flag for me to click on iam confused
Fair comment... so we have added the ability to view your own problems from the bottom of the "change your details page". However, please remember that a problem may not be showing up because it has not been put live yet. We used to let all problems go live straightaway but then we got the predictable problem with people posting insults etc so now we manually check every problem before we put it live and sometimes... well we're busy!

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